- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Anne Frank.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

connor sucks

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

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