a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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The WNBA

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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meme

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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