What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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New mission: refuse this mission

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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