Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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