What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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