Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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You're welcome!

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Justin Bieber.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

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