what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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