I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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Bark I'm a tree

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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It says so on your cap.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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A hayride would be fun.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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