Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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