What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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Mitt Romney

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What's the difference between a duck

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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