(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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People with cancer.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to change a lightbulb? Why should his legal status matter at all in this situation?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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