Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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