- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Woman's rights

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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