Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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