Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A bar walks into a man

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how do you make a plumber cry you kill his family

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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