Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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i like it in the mouth

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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