Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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