What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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whats 2+2? 1

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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