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  • Two telephone poles because ice cream doesn't have bones.

  • one leg is both the same

  • This is a good joke, but it's not an anti-joke.

  • My father told me this joke when I was young and I have passed it on to my sons. He also used the phrase Ishkabibble but as a young boy I always thought he was saying Ishkafibble (either I was mis-hearing or he was mis-pronouncing)

  • "one of its legs are both the same"

  • I and a college friend made up this nonsense riddle back in 1958 having just discussed the riddle 'Why is a mouse when it spins' answer: ' Because the higher the fewer'. We then decided to make up or own riddle. We came up with:- 'What is the difference between a duck' and our answer was:- 'One of its legs is both the same'

  • One leg is both the same as the other

  • One has feathers.

  • Thursday

  • One of its legs is both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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