Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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penis

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my egg roll

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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What did one duck say to the other? Quack.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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