Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Chicken

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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