What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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DANA

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Women's rights.

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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