Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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SPAMS!!!

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Ancient Greeks rights

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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ejaculation JLR

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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