Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Tilt your screen back .

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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knock knock who's there aids

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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