What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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give me a thumbs up

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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