Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Justin

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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ecks! why zee?

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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