Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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The Barackness Monster

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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