Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Cancer.

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