What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobody likes you.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Woman rights.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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