What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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13 =B you just learned something

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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