What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

thumb_up thumb_down +28

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

thumb_up thumb_down +28

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Knock Knock It's Open!

thumb_up thumb_down

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The adventures of Helen Keller:

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How's your mum? she's dead..

thumb_up thumb_down -113

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

thumb_up thumb_down -67

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

thumb_up thumb_down -17

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops