What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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