what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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