Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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The WNBA.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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