What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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