what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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