What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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