Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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    Because 7's been to prison.

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    sounds like a dwight schrute-ism

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    This sounds like something GlaDos from Portal would say...

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    No! It's because 7 is a prime number and prime numbers are scary!

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    guys just take the joke as it is

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    Actually it isn't right to say numbers are or are not sentient. My computer isn't sentient but it is real and I can interact with it. Numbers aren't sentient because they are not real and do not exist, they are merely an idea. They are what we use to make things easier for ourselves in our head, they don't exist.

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