Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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