Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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