Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

thumb_up thumb_down -2

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops