whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Poop

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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