A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the christian says "if you don't believe in god you will go to hell." the atheist replies "if there was a benevolent supreme being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a 2,000 year old book." they agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives.

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    It's not very funny to me. You did not capitalize God. Also, there is no way I would set aside my faith so easily. AND logic does prove the existence of God. Like rotation of the Earth slowing down. Or Radioactive decay of the particles in the atmosphere. Therefore, I believe this "anti-joke" should be taken off of the website for abuse. This just isn't right, people. It's odd that the words I had to enter for this were "fire and brimstone". How coincidental.

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