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Are You A Zombie?

  • If only life worked like this.

  • sorry i have to correct myself: a 1,600 year old book

  • Stating it twice doesn't make it true

  • Wanna smile? Think of a world of tolerance... :)

  • it's funny because this doesn't happen

  • Knock knock? Whos there? Billy? Billy who? Billy proceeds to cry because he has lost his home and cant find it ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

  • -Bill Bailey

  • I wish christaians and atheists could just get along. It's like, anytime an atheist finds out I believe in god rather than just hinting it's my opinion and we all have a different view in life they start trying their hardest to prove me wrong. It's like ever time I talk to them they somehow find a way to add "oh yeah, god doesn't exist by the way" into the conversation. It's just disrespectful.

  • It's not very funny to me. You did not capitalize God. Also, there is no way I would set aside my faith so easily. AND logic does prove the existence of God. Like rotation of the Earth slowing down. Or Radioactive decay of the particles in the atmosphere. Therefore, I believe this "anti-joke" should be taken off of the website for abuse. This just isn't right, people. It's odd that the words I had to enter for this were "fire and brimstone". How coincidental.

  • Eh, it's actually between 1620 and 1650 years old, with texts between 1750 and 6000 years old, so there's that.

  • why would they make you fill out the bottom half to post a comment? Someone should make a joke about that.

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