http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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KILL WHITEY

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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