Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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A women left the kitchen.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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