A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

What black and has children A black man

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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