Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Religion.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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