What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Wade's the father

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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