What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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I have a gay camel

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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women's rights

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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