a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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And you honored it I see :P

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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