Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Your adopted.....

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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