Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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alert('hiiii');

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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