What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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What's up brah brah

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Chicken penis.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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