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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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whats black? a black man

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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