- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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