- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Knock knock Come in!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

Colby Michael Schluter

69

I was born.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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