How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Haha, I get it..

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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ecks! why zee?

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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