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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a willy? -brock

The EPA.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Yo Mamma

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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