What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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involved parents.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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