What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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obama is a good president

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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gingers

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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