Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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A joke

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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