Bob fell off his roof.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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