Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Woman's Rights

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Rebecca Black.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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