What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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the guy below me is gay

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So a little girl walks into a bar.. and gets kicked out for being underaged.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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