What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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