Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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