- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

World Peace

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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