The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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I LIKE TRAINS

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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