you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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