What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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black people

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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