What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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