Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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