Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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