A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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womens rights

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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