What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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potato

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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