Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Ham sandwich

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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