Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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No joke.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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Black Friday

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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