How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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