Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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the redsox

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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If olive oil is made from olives and vegetable oil from vegetables, what is baby oil made of? Mineral Oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Acetate, Fragrance.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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