I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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What sucks?

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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