how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Internet Explorer

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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