What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Women's Rights.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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