- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

L's I's that took Viagra.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

I need a good anti joke....

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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