Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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black people

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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This sentence is a lie.

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Your mum is dead

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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whats 2+2? 1

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