Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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