- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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