Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Anti Joke

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