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Lol you respond here goood one AAANDEEERS TEN MG PER PILL Asswhipe! Besides friends call me Black Metal, you can call me Nero the avenger. Line kinda broke up with you first, you think she would send you a picture with my finger on her... cough... AND THINK YOU WOULD STILL STIck aROUND WITH HER? Id be more... well glad for your mothers sake, btw, she got me flowers, I wont tell the rest, but she got me another pic... Okay ill tell the rest then, first pic is my fingas, the other is my limpo in her mouth... The third is the funny doctor which caught us and wanted all three of us to be on the pic... Aww, no really man, you had a gem, we where good friends before me and Line, but she did not want to leave before she got me flowers... Aww... Ooooh... Oh! Well not yet but you get the picutre. I got ur message, sure im high as a kite, but I know what im doing if you can "picture" what I mean... Dont tell your mom btw, I want to surprise her, (reverse psychology) hmm, that did I write that? Anyway, how is your sister doing? I dont think she gives those strangely long hugs to anyone but me, and she laughed wen i got a boner... NERO, never call me, never ever call Me black, besides its either Mr.Black, oor black metla you rat! VALIUM? SERIOUSLY? Ill get that test extended you know... Because POISONING!

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Robin, get in the car.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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